So it turns out I have a strong disability when it comes to hot rollers. I have tried, unsuccessfully for 20 years to make these stupid, torturous, finger blistering, son-of-a-bisquits work. To absolutely no avail. Its hopeless.
I almost posted a picture of myself in them, but then I decided against assaulting your eyeballs with such shanty work.
Can someone please tell me why the front one keeps FLOPPING IN MY FACE?
I haven't been so frustrated over a beauty product since the time I tried false eyelashes and ended up with a cluster of synthetic hair in my lungs.